50 things..

so, this list may be lame, but i had fun putting it together :)

1. 1:00 AM is no longer considered "late"
2. avoid looking out the doorways or the windows after curfew
3. it is possible, and probable, for snow to stay on the ground for over a month.
4. Kitchen sinks can grow mold (despite daily use).
5. It's really popular to have a "library cuddle buddy/canoodler".
6. You can get grass stains out of pants that you used to slide down the hill in the sprinklers at two in the morning.
7. The hot water supply in a girls dorm can, and does, run out frequently.
8. The one place where you hang out most is inevitably the one place you can't get internet.
9. Don't put smoke bombs in the middle of a girl's dorm, unless you want to cause mass chaos.
10. It is not possible to flip doors upside down and put them back on.
11. Don't put rice in the garbage disposal. bad things happen.
12. Graham crackers and cheese are actually tasty - especially when you have very little food.
13. Red rover can leave bruises - and permanent scars.
14. The colder it is outside, the faster you walk to the temple, but the longer it seems to take.
15. Playing cards at 2am in the library until finals week is a good way to relieve stress - until your final the next morning.
16. Singing Disney songs at the top of your lungs on campus is a surefire way to get strange looks.
17. It's a lot easier to walk 10,000 steps a day for HEPE when you have class in the Maeser 5 times a week.
18. The human knot game is a lot easier to play in a swimming pool.
19. Cheese is one of the five major food groups
20. It's possible to climb from the bedroom cupboard, over the shelf, and down into the closet - with the closet door shut. Actually, it's possible for six people to do this in a row. But the person that goes first get slightly squished..
21. 32-roll economy packs of toilet paper are a good investment.
22. Always carry a camera.
23. Cleaning checks are easier if you bake the RA food and/or own a love sac.
24. It's possible to fit 13 people in a 5-seater car.
25. Putting a wet sponge in the microwave doesn't always remove the smell.
26. Mice can be caught in cardboard boxes.
27. Ham and cheese lunchables provide 44% of your daily sodium intake.
28. Tide sticks are a rushing student's best friend. or one that has no laundry money.
29. Spontaneous dance parties aren't always spontaneous - but they are always fun.
30. You can make (delicious) cookies from 1 cup peanut butter, 1 cup sugar, and an egg.
31. Blue brownies have .. interesting .. consequences.
32. Beds can eat things. so far i've lost money, pens, my cell phone, a book, and my key.
33. College washing machines don't get white clothes white again.
34. it's possible to live off of omelets and mandarin oranges for days at a time.
35. If you sell your plasma to make money, you are liable to be called a prostitute. multiple times.
36. Studying the Greek alphabet for days results in loopy people and interesting songs. (Put your shoulder to the wheel and Upsilon, anyone?)
37. If you leave food on your table, your kitchen becomes a very popular place.
38. It can take three hours to clean two kitchens in Young Hall.
39. Use the bathroom before you go into the testing center - you can concentrate much better.
40. Don't leave meltable objects near the stove burners. Or in the bottom of the dishwasher.
41. Taking a nap until 8'clock at night is a good way to guarantee you will be able to stay up late that night.
42. You are only as beautiful as your kitchen - which means i'm pretty ugly sometimes.
43. There are times when boys' dorms should be labeled as a biohazard.
44. It is possible to take two naps before 11:00 am.
45. Just because Sunday is a day of rest doesn't mean that it's restful - they can be the busiest days of the week sometimes.
46. If you give 46th ward large inner tubes and snow, there will be wars, you can guarantee it.
47. It is possible to spend an hour in the pop-up book section of the bookstore and be completely enthralled with finding the yellow square or blue two.
48. Carving random melons is way more fun than carving pumpkins. Especially if they look like Kermit the Frog
49. Super-old carrots don't dry up. they liquify.
50. It is possible to have dozens of amazing best friends.